Chris Evans’ knee-slapping when he laughs is my favourite thing.
My niece when she was younger refered to jokes as a ‘knee slapper’ lol
“My mother boils seawater. It sits all afternoon simmering on the stovetop, almost two gallons in a big soup pot. The windows steam up and the house smells like a storm. In the evening, a crust of salt is all that’s left at the bottom of the pot. My mother scrapes it out with a spoon. We each lick a fingertip and dip them in the salt and it’s softer than you’d think, less like sand and more like snow. We lay our fingertips on our tongues, right in the middle. It tastes like salt but like something else, too—wide, and dark. It tastes like drowning, or like falling asleep on the shore and only waking up when the tide has come up to your feet and you wonder if you’d gone on sleeping, would you have sunk?”
a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”
all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood
Perfect Cat Eyes! Pictures from thebeautydepartment.com
Rami Kadi Haute Couture F/W 2012-2013
a red panda eating sushi.
This is the best thing I have ever seen on the internet.
Life feels better now
Yes, I needed to see this.
American Humane Society (via maninsun)
This is so, so important.(via madkiingryan)
my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever.
I will never have legs long enough to wear boots like this but man I wish.